Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.
1.) Your name?
Kerry: A beautiful girl who excels in multiple facets of life. She is extremely attractive and desired by all. Some may even describe her as a goddess.
2.) Your age?
20: Bag of Weed, costs $20.00 dollars and is enough to make 4 fat joints.
Depends how poor you are, I'm sure it could last you 8 joints
3.) One of your friends? (lol I did 2)
Eleanor: The code name of the 67' GT-500 mustang in the movie "gone in 60 seconds". Recognizeable by its dark mettalic gray paint, back racing stipes and most noteably its large fog lights located on the middle of lower lip of the bumper.
O bb.
4.) What should you be doing?
Working: A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience.
I fucking wish I got money for my work

I had to include this too, its meaning number 2: The opposite of EA Games.
5.) Favorite color?
Purple: Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
So i'm a sexy pothead, apparently.
6.) Birthplace?
Calgary (Canada): The best city in Canada. Has the Flames, the new Stampeders, and the Calgary Stampede, the greatest outdoor show on earth. Madtroll, you are a dick and have probably never been to Calgary. It's a beautiful city full of life and culture. You are probably a redneck bumpkin living in Alabama. But that's besides the point. Calgary is a great city. Hot girls, good bars, good times.
Not sure about the bars but we can go with this...
7.) Month of your birth?
December: The month in which the hottest women are born.
Orly?
8.) Last person you talked to?
In real life - Bill: 1.something that must be payed
2.short for william
3.slang for $1
4.slang for $100
Msn - Alana: the most amazing person in the world, somtimes on back order, every body loves her and wishes to be her friend.
No guy can resist!
o bb.
9.) One of your nicknames?
I don't really have one, if anything its-
K: The 11th letter of the alphabet.
Fourth letter of the F bomb.
Prefix for kilo which equals 1000
People too lazy to spell "OK" use this letter instead.
A strikeout in baseball.
-.- in morse code.
Symbol for potassium in the periodic table of the elements.